Wednesday, 14 May 2008

Genesis 1-3: A Parsnipian case study

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. [...] Then God said, 'Let the land produce vegetation' [...] and it was so. The land produced vegetation [...] And God saw that it was good.

That means, parsnips were like this:

But then...

To Adam he said: 'Because you listened to your wife and ate from the tree about which I commanded you "you must not eat of it": cursed is the ground because of you...'

And so that means I get parsnips like this:

Bring on the new heavens and the new earth when parsnips might be peelable once more.

1 comment:

Joshua said...

Aahhh, the important things in life.